We are building the AI copilot for hiring

Nick, you would have cleared Eden of its apples before the snake even got to you.

We can discuss milk texturing if you're passionate.

don't make Sam do extra work his back already hurts

Appears I was mis-sold a "personalised photo op"

and by 'haha', I mean, 'sounds horrible'

It's actually a great time to be scamming in the US if you're looking for a side hustle

@Nick when is a bad time to ship changes that have a comically high chance of breaking things?

and you realise you are a traitor

I don't know what crossing the rubicon means tbf

Friends, , Romans, I have as of now ceased writing code for AI Job Posts. I shall continue to advise and review, but as Caesar crossed the Rubicon, so too must I venture forth into new territories (AI Notes).

Dreadfully excited

oh god

dw I'm just vibing to slack's huddle music - this shit is banging

sheesh thats a lot of software

This really gives Napoleon placing the crown on his own head vibes

No, I have the shits. But thanks for asking

also HMS Metaview is unsinkable

Any family with more than 1 child that opts for anything other than a minivan is a bozo

Minivans are making a comeback. Mark my words.

if brain eating bacteria got inside your head they would starve

bombastic use of Cardi B to articulate a point, A*

i can't remember the last time i felt dumb

Monospace is a hell of a drug

(nulldefined is the bastard child of null and undefined)

I feel very offended that no one tries to ever imitate me.

They only cover monomials there. Polynomial is extracurricular.

There must be a lag. Tbh, for a portal claiming to be loved by tech adopters, the tech on product hunt platform itself is shockingly pedestrian

of all the funny things i say THAT is what gets bookmarked? rigged

kinda crazy how not unlocked the unlocked icon is

im r@Eddie

In my book there are only a handful of days a year that deserve to be “Happy” days: New year, birthday and maybe Halloween

This API can and will be improved, although I don’t know how right now

The inconsistency is palpable, and any person would be a fool to not see it as such

my consideration has gone from 0 to not-0

Emailed our immigration lawyer, Person A. He's OOO until Sept 2nd but his automatic reply said to contact Person B. Naturally, I looped in Person B. Automatic reply came back saying they're OOO and I should reach out to Person C. Naturally, I looped in Person C. Automatic reply came back saying they're OOO and that I should reach out to Person A. Naturally...

@Isaac is your new profile pic in the office toilets?? 🚽

Excuse my face

I may have been using prosperity instead of posterity for a long time

as per zen of python

MMMM I LOVE BEANS AND TOAST

Another day, another C&D.

watching @Jimena get out of breath from the excitement from showing customer how to use views was a good time

you can’t see it here, but i used to use the word “bro” a lot.

Autolayout, the biggest scam.

Can’t believe I’ve been evicted by a pigeon

i hate async

I suspect your memory works on p50

Reasonable but not perfect — dating profile

Shahriar exploiting Keir for HN clout

I’ve added just the right number of sleeps so not to trigger db overload critical alerts 😄

we could then put it side by side, put it on our careers page and say “strong opinions, strongly held, until categorically proven wrong” 😄

And make sure that you don’t send requests before 10am (french aren’t working), between noon and 2pm (spanish siesta), or after 4pm (germans are off). Don’t forget about national holidays and the entire month of august is “AI free”

I actually start all of my calls with “Well I can’t complain, it’s *current day of the week*”

If you ship this in the next hour, I'll endorse you on LI for Velocity.

if every cron has a rate of an independent irrational number, they'll never start at the same time again lol